Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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