How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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