And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize