I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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