we have officially lost it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
