i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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