So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
