actually, I'm a sock model
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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