How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I did not marry a roomba.
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