After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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