After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
