Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize