id be glad to
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
