so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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