The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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