His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
dude i'm inner monologue high
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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