Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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