batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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