He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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