when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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