I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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