Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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