How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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