There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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