Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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