I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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