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...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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