I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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