Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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