Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
you never un-have a 4some
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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