im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That was an excessively violent trivia night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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