I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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