We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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