So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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