But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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