vagina is talking i cant
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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