Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
worst night to have a conscience
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I am one with the molecules
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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