I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
why is half of my head shaved?
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