This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Couch. On fire.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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