so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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