Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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