Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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