Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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