Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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