She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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