he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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