What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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