How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.