Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.