is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so