i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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