I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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