Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He shit in the fireplace
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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