Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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