I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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