I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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