what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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