If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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